Go Lick: Groundbreaking Clicker for News Junkies

It's a tough job preventing politicians from saying foolish things. Take, for example, President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" gaffe. This inspired the creation of "Go Lick The World," a satirical casual clicker game from Pixel Play.

This game cleverly blends the absurdity of current events with the addictive nature of casual gaming. The objective? To literally lick the world (virtually, of course!) as fast as possible. Tap the rotating 3D Earth, accumulating points and aiming for leaderboard supremacy.

Boost your score by tapping orbiting objects like LickLink satellites (a Starlink parody), F35 jets, electric cars, and even Lick Force One, Biden's presidential plane. Earthly landmarks, from the White House to a comically depicted San Francisco, also offer points.

The game's quirky charm extends to its daily rotating items: Impeach-Mints on Mondays, tacos on Tuesdays, Swifties on Saturdays, and pizza slices for Pizzagate conspiracy fans.

Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add to the fun, including a "clown world" face, various hats (a trucker hat, Uncle Sam hat, a Texas cowboy hat with a censored border sign), and solar eclipse glasses. These are earned by watching rewarded ads. A recent update even added a certain prominent figure's iconic hairstyle.

Go Lick The World is free to download, with optional in-app purchases to remove ads, enable auto-clicking (via LickGPT), and get a blue profile tick. Download it now on the App Store and Google Play Store.

UPDATE: The "Great Debate Update" includes trucker hats representing both sides of the political spectrum, and, of course, Trump's hair.